You're a man after me own heart, sure ya are. I'm a divil for the auld phonetic alphabet, I'm forever early, I always prep the night before and I learned the roll in the 1970s from Judith Chalmers on a

I admire your optimism!

We just have to do what we're told. That's democracy for you!

Too bad, but sure don't we all die eventually:)

Breeding them? Gawd, no! Two of the collie dogs we rescued, that we thought had been neutered, were both impregnated by the local red setter. They produced the most beautiful pups imaginable, and the Dogs

I agree entirely. I always have greens with my breakfast scrambles. I have at least 10 different salad greens in my greenhouse at the moment.

A few years ago, two of our four dogs had puppies in the same week. One had eight and the other six, leaving us with 18 dogs in total. If only I’d known people were so easily amused, I could’ve made a

Other than a dicky back, I'm in pretty perfect health, probably because I haven't seen a doctor for at least 25 years. What would be the point since I wouldn't take their pills and potions and I don't

For as long as it remains a convenient money-laundering scheme for TPTB.

For litterbugs, I make an exception to my usual opposition to state interference. Unlike crimes such as speeding, I don’t consider littering a victimless offence. Litterbugs should be hauled off and put

Slow Horses, based on the Slough House novels by Mick Herron.

I had to read this post with my eyes closed. I'm most definitely a bad person!:)

They’re mightily professional at keeping us distracted by the soap opera that is politics while they pick our pockets, flood our countries with newcomers, and drag us ever closer to war. Quite the performance,

I've lived long enough to know that other than the faces, nothing ever changes.

Once, when my aunt Maud served me liver, I deposited it behind the Welsh dresser. Alas, her two cats exposed my treachery.

And how did they taste then?

No, any politician would do. I think there’s something fundamentally wrong with people who seek power over others.

Not exactly what I had in mind.

As history would have it, that method worked rather well for the Romans.

Racist!:)