I have four dogs, but entirely by accident. I don't allow them in the house except into one designated dog room, and even that I begrudge them. If I had my way, they'd sleep in the shed. And I would never,

I suspect that, like all pharmaceutical drugs, they come with adverse side effects, some of them unforeseen. Maintaining a healthy diet really isn't that difficult, I've done it all my life. People are

If there’s one image I could happily go to my grave without ever seeing, it’s a mouldy blueberry muffin. I cannot imagine what possessed you to photograph such an abomination.

Holy sheets! I can't say I've ever seen a pumpkin that size.

Really? I wasn't aware of that. I was a runner in my distant youth. It's no wonder I always stuck to sprinting:)

She likely withdrew so she could put the whole sorry mess behind her. If her name were still listed as the winner, she'd forever be known as the winner who kept competing after defecating.

Japanese honeysuckle! The do smell mighty good.

Crikey, you could sell that tale to Netflix! What prompted you to look up your mother's name? My father too had another family, but he was married to neither my mother or the other woman.

more for ladies than the men Sexist!

I have reasonable, logical solutions to all of the world's problems. All I need is 12 good men and true...plus a guillotine!:)

If only I were king!:)

Hahahaha. Exactly!

As I see it, the solution to increasing criminality is to stop declaring everything a crime.

Well I think I have the toilet roll thing covered!

Hahaha. I've done only one line of coke in all of my 63 years and all I got from it was a massive headache.

At least the Mongolian President benching 100kg for 20 reps with that sort of style shows he can apply himself to something other than snorting cocaine and shafting people, unlike the politicians in our

I feel a post about my horticultural prowess coming on. I've been writing it since July, so it should be finished real soon:)

You're completely bonkers!:)

We'd have plenty of money to invest in the grid if we hadn't already donated 225 billion to the Ukraine war effort, not to mention the 10 million refugees we've imported in the last decade.

Japanese beetles? Never heard of them! I love rhubarb crumbles and I also juice it. My friend loves to stew it and drink the juice, so I supply her too.