Useless objects that collect dust bring me no joy at all.

Stubbornness!

I've managed to reach geriatrichood without ever attending a wedding!

The good life!:)

I'm fundamentally anti-art. If it has no utility, why on earth would I want it?:)

We've all got a time limit and in many instances arrhythmia can be harmless, so don't start planning your funeral yet:)

I know nothing about astrology, but I'm an expert on tautology!:)

I feel sorry for teenagers today. Things seemed so much simpler in my day, before men and women apparently decided they hated each other. You went to the local dance, met a cute fella, started dating and,

Aw shucks! So you do love me:)

Listen, if I was to point out all of your typos, you'd mute me.😆

Since you've shown me yours, I'll show you mine:)

I trust you didn't eat the entire tart yourself, otherwise it'll be a holiday burka and not a bikini:)

😁You're a good sport, sport!

Reptiles are overrated:)

Some things are just meant to be!

I'm guessing the dogs have refused to pose for any more photos😁

It's a terrible curse always being right😁

Just for that I'm going to comment on every one of your posts until Christmas!😁

Cucumber? Are you sure it's not a watermelon?:)

Thank you very much m'dear. @galenkp