Listen, it was over 35 years ago so I don't recall how fast the lunatic was driving, just that it was too bloody fast!:)

We did make it across the channel. We took a ferry from Britain to the Hook Of Holland and then hired a car. Yes, technically Germany had joined the west but I don't think that particular hotel got the

Thank you kindly for the mention Mr. G and for the prompts of course.

No, as a rule, my parents didn't raise a hand to us, though my mother did attack me twice while inebriated (her, not me).

In Holland, I found if I left any room between me and the person in front of me in a queue, some other bugger would nip into the empty space. Queue jumping seems to be a national pastime.

Oh no! It looks like I got you started on scented products!:)

And I thought you were a gentleman!

No. That's absurd:)

There are too many wankers in this post!

Absurdity is the new normal. The once unthinkable has been normalised in the name of inclusivity. Edit: and I should have said...great stuff!

Ed Dee Dubbya to you!:)

But I don't get it.

Flaw in planning? No! No! No! It was all planned to the nth degree. I am flawless!

I must confess, Singer is the only character I remember and only because I thought Singer an excellent choice of name for a man who doesn't speak.

Musing upon why The Heart is a Lonely Hunter might remind you of me, I thought perhaps I bring to mind Singer, the deaf-mute:)

Well done! That's bound to come in very handy in the coming apocalypse:)

Thanks for the mention Mr. G. Appreciated.

Berwick Trail?..Your offer's sure to be accepted. You can't fight fate:) I bought "The Heart is a Lonely Hunter" in a second hand bookstore a few days ago. I remember loving that book, fifty

I can find only one joke on line about an interrupting cow and I don't get it. 'Knock knock. -Who's there? Interrupting cow. -Interrup- MOO'

something on my forehead must say "Crazy people talk to me We'd probably find one another in a crowd. I think I've got that same sign on my forehead:)