I suspect that's the way it will all end. But not until 2040.

Exactly how I see it! The errants break pattern, cause a disturbance in the field and things happen.

You're right, of course. What was I thinking? Given the clean-living candidate for sainthood that I am, a nuclear catastrophe is far more likely than me being diagnosed with imminent death.

Thanks a lot Mr. G...and in such exalted company too!

Good point! You're right. Fuck it all. Just let's head for the beach.

It would be a rum do indeed if it wasn't!

Oh no! I couldn't eat fish. It's far too stinky.

I'd never travel cattle class. Walking for a week sounds like a pretty attractive alternative. And that truck is almost as ruggedly handsome as you are!:)

All evidence would suggest that he intended to do exactly that. Fortunately, I am nimble and fleet of foot:)

She'll love it, say I. It's a dead cert!

It's inpossible not to like her. I think I could make a good stab at it:)

Dazed and confused:)

A thousand thanks @nikv

Goodness me! What a to-do! And a very fortunate turn of events to be able to stay at your employer's place. I'm guessing you've more to tell.

Oh no! Say it ain't so. I sort of missed that point. Just for that, here's one of my father's exceptionally bad jokes...one without a punchline. A lady goes into a pet shop. Do you have any p -p- p- p.

And another detail, heretofore undisclosed, that I think you'll find even more interesting, is that my two strapping, male siblings slept soundly through the entire episode:)

Deirdy is in like flynn with Brentford for the win!

So, I asked my brother if he knew any jokes and he told me this one:...A car full of drunk lads pulls up beside a group of nuns at a traffic light. One of the lads leans out the window and shouts

I've zero advice on what to buy, just don't buy one like mine If you're lookin' for a date, it's a real man-magnet, but it only has 2 speeds, 35kmph and stop.

Never underestimate the speed and dexterity of a little old lady in high dudgeon!:)