So, I asked my brother if he knew any jokes and he told me this one:...A car full of drunk lads pulls up beside a group of nuns at a traffic light. One of the lads leans out the window and shouts "Sisters, do yiz fancy comin' back to mine for a bit of howz your father?"
The Mother Superior gasps and turns to Sister Anastasia 'I don't think they realise we're nuns" she says. "Show them your cross!"
At which Sister Anastasia bellows "Fuck off yiz shower of shites before I knock the bleedin' bejaysus out of yiz."
'Was that cross enough?" she asks, turning to the Mother Superior.