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deceth
@deceth
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Hi, I'm an up-and-coming supervillain. Mwahaha!
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2017-11-10 13:57
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steemmonsters
8y
Steem Monsters Divine Healer Giveaway - No Upvote, No Resteem, No Follow Required!
Dear minions, As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of monsters. I wake up to Spineback wolf drool on my pillows. I've got Skeleton Assassins in my closet. Twisted Jesters jump out
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deceth
life
8y
Evil racoons keep eating your soul
Dear minions, If racoons keep eating your soul, you need more trash. Trash is great. It's full of interesting stuff and can save your life from evil racoons. What the hell am I talking about, I recycle.
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life
8y
Life, don't talk to me about life...
Life, don't talk to me about life. I wont enjoy it. My capacity for happiness, you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first. That said, who keeps things inside matchboxes? Nobody.
deceth
writing
8y
Lasers on the moon are expensive...
Dear minions, You need to build a giant stratosphere laser mounted on a hot air balloon. I know, I know, it sounds way cooler to have a giant space laser circling the planet from a satellite or to have
deceth
funny
8y
Supervillain tip #2 from an industry professional
Dear minions, Ventilation ducts need to be too small to crawl through... Haven't you watched enough movies to know those wretched superheroes always sneak in or escape using the vents? Just make the vents
deceth
life
8y
Can someone send me one-hundred-billion Steem?
Dear minions, Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads don't come cheap. Sure I could settle for some ill tempered bass... Really you can attach laser beams to just about anything
deceth
funny
8y
Supervillain tip #1 from an industry professional
Dear minions, Always wear helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones. You want to protect your face, not walk into walls. Face concealing masks look stupid and don't intimidate anyone.
deceth
life
8y
What Happens If I Put Super Glue in a Non-Stick Pan?
YOU GET SMACKED IN THE HEAD WITH THE PAN, THAT’S WHAT. I don’t know what sort of idiots I have working in my kitchen, but this is not the place for conducting toxic science experiments when I asked for
deceth
life
8y
Alligators don't want to eat you on purpose...
Dear minions, Listen, alligators don't want to eat you on purpose. They're just hungry and you look delicious. It sort of happens by accident... Imagine if you saw a hamburger walking down the sidewalk...
deceth
funny
8y
I've been thinking a lot about alligators...
Dear minions, It's not easy being an alligator. How do you make friends when everybody always thinks you are going to eat them? How do you keep friends when every now and then you can't help yourself and
deceth
supervillain
8y
Today... A few sprinkles of genius with a chance of DOOM!
Mwahaha!
deceth
supervillain
8y
It's a lot of work to take over the world...
Dear minions, It turns out taking over the world will take longer than my lunch break. Oh well. I'll just need to start eating lunch more often. Mwahaha!
deceth
deceth
9y
Uploading profile image!
Dear minions, A profile isn't profile without a profile picture... Step 1 - UPLOAD PROFILE PICTURE. STEP 2 - TURN OFF CAPS LOCK Step 3 - World domination. Hi. I'm Deceth and I'm an up-and-coming supervillain.
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