Hey, now. If you have a corn fetish, or want to get mugged by a ketamine addict, then Ohio is the greatest place to be.

Maybe someday in the future I'll stop by, when I'm not being gangbanged with medical problems. It's been an eternity since I've went on vacation, and what better place to visit than the tar pit known as New Jersey.

Ah, excellent. I'll prepare the lubricant and my skin suit in anticipation, mannn.