I deserve more votes because where else can you watch a goblin open up packs of shiny cardboard, write movie reviews on the finest pieces of cinema known to man, while also being so damn talented that he can rip the darkest of tunes on guitar?

On a serious note, I cringe inside deeply at the thought of trying to seriously gas my own content up. I hope the rest of you can do so without blinking, god speed, bruvs.