Ya cracks me up to no end. "But do you like that first one?" Yipes. And the second video, after many schnortles, I thought maybe you had moved to New Zealand, and the crazy parroty birds of the woods were cooin' all around you, but alas, it was only the neighbor shorties. So glad they kept you on the up and up in the language department. Giving both of these a SLAP5.0

As for the sandy pees, great advice...my first thought was-don't pass out on the beach face down. But don't think that's the problem. As you say, more bladderiferous lube in the sudsy department.
Cheers to another grand beer drinking extravaganza and a ton of entertainment.