From (1 of 100):
I'm going to try to challenge myself, and this is the very first one. I am going to try to write 100 Poems in 30 days (essentially, I'm trying to pay for a Birthday Gift for my wife and this is how I want to pay for it). Anyway 100 Poems in 30 Days... should be something to see. I just hope I can come through with good poetry that people enjoy.
Here you can see 31 of 100.
Now to the 32nd in this series... let's make some money so I can buy her an even better gift!!
Rap Battle Intensifies
I see the problem here
I have no clear fear
And cheer for mere mortals
When I can sort it,
A retort that's legit
And maybe just a little bit
Cosmic, dontchaknow yet?
I feel betrayed by lame shit
That won't even fit on the screen anymore...
@GoldenArms bores me
With his rap crap before I see
Any other traps before me,
Like @Aggroed's bleeding flow
Or 
That annoys my rosy show,
But no more Holmes,
I won't go through this battle unarmed
Like some of you lacking charm...
I'm not looking your way 
But if I were saying a ton
Of little bitty rhymes for fun
I could consider myself baked,
Naked and staked out well-done,
A porterhouse steak 'bout to shake it down.