Recap of this week's posts by D.Buzz
_{For the week ending on 10/16/2022 | Vol. 119}

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What's buzzing, friends?

What is more deadly - a shark or a cow?

If you said the shark, well, sorry friend, you are mistaken, it is cows! Yes, that is right.

Cows are gentle creatures, but be warned: they can be very dangerous. They weigh over a ton and can easily crush a person to death. They also have sharp horns that can gore a person. So, if you see a cow, be very careful.

Sharks, on average, will kill only about 5 people a year; the cow, on the other hand, is much higher. How high? Well, about 20 people a year are killed by those lovable little grass nibblers. Source

Though both sharks and cows can be fascinating animals to play with, we would have to choose the shark. Sharks are wild and dangerous, and we think it would be more fun to play with something a little bit dangerous but safer. With a cow, you might be able to play around and have a good time, but with a shark, you have a higher chance of returning home.

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*** DISCLAIMER: It should go with not having to be said, be we will say it anyways. We here at DBuzz DO NOT endorse playing with sharks or cows. While statistically, you have a lower chance of death with a shark, both animals are wild and can cause you serious harm. Please don't use this sorta satirical article as advice for life choice, ok?

With that compelling thought of sharks vs. cows, let's move on to something that, as far as we know, has not killed anyone in 3+ years, and that is this week's roundup of posts from DBuzz! 100% safe, compared to playing with a shark!

_{Sharks, so misunderstood.}

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