Text: HIT AND RUN
Subtext: fast cars, dumb jokes, Bradley Cooper's mullet
A former getaway driver in witness protection has to drive cross country to get his girlfriend to a job interview, while his old crime boss and the US Marshals are chasing him
My rating:
6/10
My review:
It’s 100 minutes of a Mustang doing donuts while Bradley Cooper does the most unhinged mullet performance of 2012.
If you’ve ever wanted to see witness protection turn into a cross-country road trip from hell, this is it.
Turn your brain off, turn the engine up. That’s the whole assignment.
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