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Why are teddy bears never hungry? . . . . . . . Because they're always stuffed.

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? . A: You look flushed. . . .Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? . A: Because they're always stuffed . For more:

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? . . . . . . . A: Because they're always stuffed.

Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching? . . . . . . A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

What do chemists' dogs do with their bones? . . . . . . They barium!

Q. What did the ocean say to the sailboat? . . . . . A. Nothing, it just waved.

What kind of music are balloons afraid of? . . . . . . Pop Music

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words "Wednesday," "Friday," or "Sunday"? . . . . . . . . Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.

A magician promises that he can throw a ball as hard as he can and have it stop, change direction, and come back to him. He claims he can do it without the ball bouncing off of anything, the ball being

There are three apples on a table and you take away two of them. How many apples do you have now? . . . . . . . Two, of course!

There's a one-story house where everything inside is pink: pink walls, pink doors, pink floors, pink ceilings, pink windows, pink curtains, pink chairs, and pink tables. What color are the stairs? . .

There's a one-story house where everything inside is pink: pink walls, pink doors, pink floors, pink ceilings, pink windows, pink curtains, pink chairs, and pink tables. What color are the stairs? . .

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."

What do you call a cold dog? . .. . .. . .. . . . . ... . . .. . . . . . . A Chilli Dog.

Why was the cat sitting on the computer? . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . To keep an eye on the mouse!

We don't appreciate our families enough. We tend to favour friends over family. Don't forget the sacrifices they've made for you selflessly.

Never lose hope in His Mercy. Never believe that you're too far gone to ask for forgiveness. He knows your struggle. He created you!

Don't be sad & stress over life. Stop thinking of the worst. Have good thoughts of the Almighty. He wants the best for you. Believe that.

If you light a lamp for someone, it will also brighten your path.