Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where it feels like I'm getting fucked.. not the enjoyable kind I get with Beth.. but also not the unwelcome prison sex Prince Andrew should be expecting.. somewhere right in the middle.. just to the right of my butthole.. yeah right there in the billfold.. where there should be amusement and joy I feel nothing but longing and sobriety. This sucks. Sobriety sucks. Good thing this only cost me $2.. just like your mom..
Peace,
