Fail.

Good morning and welcome to today's show.Where apparently the word of the day is failure.. i was so excited this morning to see that the Phillips 66 gas stations we're back available for mystery shopping and just in time too, since the car's on empty.. i took three of them hoping to fill up the tank and get reimbursed for all my money.But when I got to the first gas station, I noticed, i'm not allowed to do these shops until tomorrow... Well fuck me.. then, I decided I'd head over to my old apartment and see my buddy. Tim and have him as a guest star on today's show. Also a fail. He went golfing with his buddy Johnny.. then, when I log in to film my show, I noticed that I did not win @geneeverett's pool.. how is that even possible? I had fifteen of the possible ten winning numbers.. guess I'll just hang out here in the loser's lounge and smoke this joint by myself. Y'all have a great day..

Peace