he is a hyperactive dog who hate clean white shirts.
he love:
- pee on your pants.
- flip cats and lick their bellies.
- fight for food.
- bark at the rain
- bite things.
- not learn.
- eat.
- steal.
- eat stolen food.
- hatch objects.
- run.
- tenis balls.
- go to the canine hairdresser.
- jump out of car windows.
- damage the garbage bags and then feel embarrassed.