if it works for @minnowpond "sarcastic article"

so i have been getting these comments on my post. now i welcome all comments (and up votes, resteems, followers and free money) so i don't usually complain but............

@minnowpond

To receive an upvote send 0.25 SBD to @minnowpond with your posts url as the memo
To receive an reSteem send 0.75 SBD to @minnowpond with your posts url as the memo
To receive an upvote and a reSteem send 1.00SBD to @minnowpond with your posts url as the memo

ok, so some people are actually paying this? so maybe i should tart charging for my up-vote, hell why not charge to even read an article?

hello steemians!
if you want me to view your post send me 0.50 sbd
if you want my vote send me 1.00 sbd
if you want me to comment send me 2.00 sbd
if you want me to resteem send 5.00 sbd
if you want to follow me send 10.00 sbd
if you want me to follow you send 20.00 sbd
if you want to friend me on facebook send 50.00 sbd
if you want to be friends irl send 2.3 millon sbd and bobs wide open

by the way im being sarcastic