dear children, as you may know people come in many shapes and sizes. some are darker than others. some are taller than others. some are men and some are women. some are skinny and some are fat. some of these fat men have beards. some have gray hair as well as being fat and having a beard. some may like to wear a red sweater or shirt. how ever this dose not make me santa clause so stop telling me what the fuck you want for christmas.
sincerely san....i mean dan
