**Note: The following letter (6 pages) was discovered folded inside a bible bearing the name "Cardinal Mackey". The bible was sitting in the second pew, far left-hand side in St. Mary's Church (Philadelphia, PA USA). It is fair to assume that this was Cardinal Mackey's personal bible and that the letter (including the hand-written notes and scribbles on the letter) were Cardinal Mackey's as well. I haven't attempted to contact Cardinal Mackey as of yet.

Thanks to @serste for permission to use her artwork

• artwork generously provided by @serste. Check out the rest of her artwork here: https://dada.nyc/portraits?pl=serenastelitanoillustrator#serenastelitanoillustrator

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