Hey what's up Lenny?! I'm not alone. I dislocated my finger once by not lifting it high enough when I grabbed the brake on my bicycle. With me? Holding the handle bar, used my index finger to grab the brake but caught the lever on the extension and the damn lever didn't stop my finger!! Dislocated it instead. I swear it took two years to fully recover and I still can't crack the thing like I used to.

I left out the part about how I stay in character during the comment section as well but I'm not in character about my finger. Or my neck, ribs - dislocated three from spine once just by pulling the choke on a Harley???