2nd time Banjo Master.... haha

I walked into a music shop in Kirkcaldy, Scotland, --(Pre-LockDown)--
Picked up this banjo, which is only the second time I've EVER played one..!??
And somehow I come up the this madness hahaha
The shopkeeper came up to me and said : " Y'know what..?... That's the first time a banjo has ever been played 'properly' in this shop"
I laughed and said : " Mate... ?? Really??? haha.. because that's the only the second time i've ever played a banjo!? "
He was astonished.. So was I.. ?? :O

Let me know what you think :) Cheers