I must say that the word Jodidamente is very Venezuelan indeed!
My word would be NOJOMBRE.
It would be a very used expression and of popular use, I did not invent it nor much less is a dialect that is used in many parts of the country very often, when people when they want to express something in a negative way, of astonishment, of nagacion or repudiation, as well as they say in other countries: no manches guey, or in English no way, like saying that goes with it, or no way I would do something I do not want.
In fact I think the way it came to the country is NO HOMBRE, but for reasons of verbal laziness of the Venezuelan they changed the H for the J and so the expression sounds more colloquial.
I always use this expression when I am upset about a particular situation.
For example a couple of weeks ago we went to the super market, we always go there happy because there is also a cafe inside that sells delicious milkshakes and sweets, we passed by and they did not let me in because I forgot my mask, NOJOMBREI have to return to the car.
Next I go back to the supermarket and enter, I grab a cart and when I'm in the middle of it a wheel comes off because it was stuck because of the hair, NOJOMBRE what a bad choice I have to go back to the entrance to get another one.
I am then in line to buy an oreo milkshake with chocolate ice cream and NO JOMBRE the kids in front of me who were about 4 asked for the same flavor and there was no more oreo. Well, I had to ask for passion fruit, which is passion fruit, mango, Greek yogurt and condensed milk, it is really delicious.
We did the market and went to the cashier to cancel everything we bought and when we were just about to pay my husband told me I lost my wallet NOJOMBRE and ran out to the car to see if I had it. My God what a tense moment hahaha we did not want to leave the checkout and go through that moment where they shout at the top of their lungs DEVOLUTION OF MERCHANDISE AT CHECKOUT 7.
I hope you enjoyed this little story of my weekend word with Mr. @galenkp.
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the photos are of my authorship in super markets Forum Venezuela (not advertising).