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@dadjokeoftheday
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-19
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-18
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once... It was Everlong... Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-17
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I'll tell you what often gets over looked... garden fences. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-16
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1 Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day,
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-15
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure." Terrible? We know! Follow us for
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-14
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-13
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño face. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day,
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-12
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-11
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-10
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-09
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet. Terrible? We know! Follow
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-08
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill” Terrible? We know! Follow us for more
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-07
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-06
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-05
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-04
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-03
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-02
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2019-03-01
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-28
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns
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