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@dadjokeoftheday
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-27
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What's black and white and read all over? The newspaper. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-26
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't" Terrible? We know! Follow us for more
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-25
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-24
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What did the dog say to the two trees? Bark bark. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day,
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-23
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-22
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I broke my finger at work today, on the other hand I'm completely fine. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-21
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Remember, the best angle to approach a problem from is the "try" angle. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-20
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-19
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow. Terrible? We know!
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-18
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive. Terrible? We know! Follow
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-17
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day,
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-16
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-15
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?” Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-14
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-13
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-12
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at! Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day, you
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-11
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-10
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef? Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-09
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I went to the doctor today and he told me I had type A blood but it was a type O. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-08
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns
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