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Daily Joke : 2019-02-07
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day,
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-06
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us. Terrible?
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-05
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell! Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-04
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What did the big flower say to the littler flower? Hi, bud! Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-03
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day,
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-02
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes
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Daily Joke : 2019-02-01
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily
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Daily Joke : 2019-01-31
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed! Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes
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Daily Joke : 2019-01-30
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your
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Daily Joke : 2019-01-29
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?" Terrible? We know! Follow
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Daily Joke : 2019-01-28
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day,
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Daily Joke : 2019-01-27
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself. Terrible? We know! Follow
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Daily Joke : 2019-01-26
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes
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Daily Joke : 2019-01-25
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere. Terrible? We know! Follow
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Daily Joke : 2019-01-24
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day,
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Daily Joke : 2019-01-23
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day, you pesky
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Daily Joke : 2019-01-22
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling! Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your
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Daily Joke : 2019-01-21
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and
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Daily Joke : 2019-01-20
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why was ten scared of seven? Because seven ate nine. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day,
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Daily Joke : 2019-01-19
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I used to work for a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and
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