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Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! The rotation of earth really makes my day. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day, you pesky

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Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What do you call an old snowman? Water. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day, you pesky

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day, you pesky

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Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed! Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy. Terrible? We know! Follow us

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day,

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day,

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and