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@dadjokeoftheday
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-29
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint! Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day,
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-28
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-27
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-26
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Past, present, and future walked into a bar.... It was tense. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-25
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints! Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-24
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-23
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-22
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-21
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free. Terrible? We know! Follow us
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-20
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! The rotation of earth really makes my day. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day, you pesky
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-19
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-18
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-17
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it's a little meteor. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-16
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-15
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-14
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-13
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day, you pesky
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-12
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-11
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! A magician was driving down the street and then he turned into a driveway. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and
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Daily Joke : 2018-12-10
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes
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