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@dadjokeoftheday
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Daily Joke : 2018-10-30
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Archaeology really is a career in ruins. Ohhh yehh, short and sweet, just the way we like it. Has anyone told this to Ross off friends?
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Daily Joke : 2018-10-29
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What do you call an old snowman? Water. A very appropriate joke for the upcoming northern hemisphere winter! Although im not sure
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What do you want to see from us in the future!?
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours... But not this time kids! You may be shocked when you realise that this is in fact our SECOND post of the day - something we've
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Daily Joke : 2018-10-23
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I've got a really good pizza joke. But i dont think you'll like it... its very cheesy. Haha! Just like the rest of our dad jokes;
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Daily Joke : 2018-10-18
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! The shovel was a ground-breaking invention. Short, snappy, straight to the point (or to the buried treasure as it may be in this
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Daily Joke : 2018-10-17
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out. Wait what? Im sure theres at least another 2 months
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Daily Joke : 2018-10-16
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels Terrible? No. Beyond terrible? Yes! But dont worry, we already know! Alternate answers
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Daily Joke : 2018-10-15
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! How many narcoleptic people does it take to change a li..... (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes
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Daily Joke : 2018-10-14
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her
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Daily Joke : 2018-10-13
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An ion! Terrible? We know! I personally think this is one you should never
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Daily Joke : 2018-10-12
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom! Terrible? We know! But these are the best ones right? Short and sweet, with
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Daily Joke : 2018-10-11
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Barney is back from holidays, and he's back with a vengeance. I asked him how he was and he told me he had eaten some local seafood
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My cheetah blacklist. My apology to the Steemit community
Morning children, today is a different kind of day. Today we sacrifice your daily joke in place of an apology. Due to a cheetah blacklisting i have to provide a public apology to you all. Please read on
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Daily Joke : 2018-10-09
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why shouldn't you make balloon shaped ice lollies? Because they will popsicle. Terrible? We know! And to make things worse, this
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Daily Joke : 2018-10-08
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What kind of a bread roll can fly? A plain one. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day, ya
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Daily Joke : 2018-10-07
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why did the chicken cross the road? To get back to the farmyard. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and
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Daily Joke : 2018-10-06
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Why did the root vegetable say then his Mrs broke up with him? Nothin, he really didn't carrot all. Terrible? We know! Follow us
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Daily Joke : 2018-10-05
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What's light and sticky? A Twig. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day, ya piece of shit!
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Daily Joke : 2018-10-04
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free. Terrible? We know! Follow us
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Daily Joke : 2018-10-03
Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! What’s brown, lives on a farm and sounds like a bell? Dung! Terrible? We know! (Infact I think this one is extra shit!) Follow us
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