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Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor Dad joke every 24hours! Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV. Terrible? We know! Follow us

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Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor Dad joke every 24hours! I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily Dad jokes and enjoy your

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