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Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor Dad joke every 24hours! People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily Dad jokes and enjoy your day,

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Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor Dad joke every 24hours! Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily Dad jokes and enjoy your day, ya piece

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor Dad joke every 24hours! Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor:

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Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor Dad joke every 24hours! If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef? Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily Dad jokes and enjoy

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Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor Dad joke every 24hours! A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?" Terrible? We know! Follow us

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Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor Dad joke every 24hours! The shovel was a ground-breaking invention. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily Dad jokes and enjoy your day, ya piece of shit!

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor Dad joke every 24hours! What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily Dad jokes and enjoy your

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor Dad joke every 24hours! I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn't putting in enough shifts. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily Dad

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor Dad joke every 24hours! At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline. Terrible?

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor Dad joke every 24hours! "I'm sorry." "Hi sorry, I'm dad" Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily Dad jokes and enjoy your day, ya piece

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor Dad joke every 24hours! What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds! Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily Dad jokes and enjoy your

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor Dad joke every 24hours! A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting