Having a good day? How about some demotivational quotes. Haha these are some original ones I thought of which parody some popular ones you might have heard. I used to pin them up in the common area of my dorm at college, thought I'd eternalise them here on the Steemit Blockchain. I can only remember 5 now, i'll post more if I rmbr them.
"Never put off until tomorrow, what you can do the day after tomorrow."
"Just do it, Later."
"To be or not to be? Not to be."
"Life is a bed of roses, Thorns included."
"Do or Do not, Do not."
And finally, not an original, but one of my favourite lines from the Simpsons movie.