( This video contains spoilers for the free "experience" Pineapple on Pizza on steam. This video and all screenshots are taken from my personal playthrough of this "experience")
I may end up uploading it to youtube at a later date with some editing etc. instead of the raw footage of this meme. I am still undecided. For the memes of course.
Pineapple on Pizza despite having 16 achievements on steam is not considered enough of a game to warrant being marked among my games with 100 percent achievements achieved on the platform. This is more of a "cinematic experience" than a game, and offers the user a wide array of imagery and a tastey finale for those who can survive it. And what better place to post such an experience than to the Hive Pizza community.
The "game" is nowhere to be seen. This is a cinematic meme of epic proportions available on steam. It's a fun lil 5-15 minute playthrough, but I would not go so far as to call it a game. That's why I'm going to start by saying this game is effectively about a 1/5 as far as gameplay, there is only one thing to do that leads to one inevitability with two possible outcomes.
This complete playthrough even if you strive for achievements ,that won't count towards anything (see above), is not really a gameplay experience. It is more of the equivalent of a school project or top shelf meme, however as a meme it certainly does it's duty. As a game it is horrendous and should never be played beyond it's 20 minute playthrough (or perhaps revisited for meme value ALONE, this is a meme). This meme is really a grade A meme to expose people to once, but is a rather lean game review even as a HIVE post. Why? Pineapple on Pizza.
As a 20 minute meme experience I would give it about 4 stars, you can get a couple laughs and surprise your friends. The most one can expect from a meme. This is the rating I would rate it as a meme video, If I were rating it as a game I would give it 1 star. You wander around a well constructed landscape and achieve one of two available endings after a time. It takes roughly 20ish minutes to complete the game and get all the achievements, all the achievements can be obtained by walking close to all the villagers. As this is a meme review and not a game review, and a pizza related review at that, it felt like more of a Hive Pizza post and less like a gaming community post (as there is no game to speak of really). TLDR: 1 star trash game, 4 star meme.
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