After hours of experimenting, I made a list of what you need in your posts to have them...

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Nice Picture: done
Dynamic titled: done
First sentence/ pick-up line: done

Here is the truth: false advertising :-p

Why? sadly people read less and less posts

You don't need to. Why do you think bot are successful here?
So I follow Louis C.K advice: Put a nice "beginning" and add crap at the end. No one will notice:

I anyone read this post, please comment so that I know there are some humans left in the place :)
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