Our Satoshi
Who art in hiding
Hallowed be thy coin
Thy Moon-shot come
Thy mining done
On Earth as it is through those dodgy processor-jacking websites
Give us this day our daily gains
And forgive us our panic sells
As we forgive those who panic sell against us
And lead us not into shitcoins
But deliver us from the SEC and HMRC
For thine is the chance, the only chance and honestly absolutely the only chance ever
Of paying off our student loans whilst affording NYC/London rent
For ever and ever
Nakamoto
