Would you just look at this stupid plant growing there like that, it is so boring, ugh.
Every morning or rather every time I jump upon the table I bite on this plant. It doesn't taste good and I don't eat it, I still bite though.
If humans come close and try to scare me off the table, I don't get scared, what I do I hiss at them, I am a fearless kitty! They are the ones who are scared of me, if I hiss they step back, nobody wants to get scratched or bitten! Look at them teeth I got, RAWR!