Admit it, Steemian. You Are An Addict!
Something woke me far too early, and I could not go back to sleep. My brain "turned on" and refused my best efforts to shut it down.
What was on my mind? Steemit, of course. Then I realized;
Beginning a serious inventory, I mentally reviewed the past month. Good heavens, what has become of me? Steemit, Steemit, STEEMIT on the brain, 24/7!
Come on now, be honest with yourself; take this quiz before it's too late. How many of these symptoms do you recognize?
No, you don't need to score your results; it should be pretty obvious already;
I'm thinking about contacting other Steemit bloggers that live nearby... maybe organizing some meetings. Surely there's comfort in numbers?
There must be someone out there who can help... I believe in a Higher Power, don't you?
The following scene may be only days away...
Looking downcast, he slowly approaches the podium.
"Hi, My name is Duncan...
...and I am a Steemian."
"Hi, Duncan!"
There is a pause, then a deep breath.
"I... I admit it! -- to myself... to all of you --
I am powerless. I have an irresistable compulsion... I simply cannot help myself!
I must spend more time on Steemit!!!"
Overwhelmed by the shame of it all, Duncan covers his face with his hands.
<subdued sounds of weeping>
...for the time and date of the next Steemit Anonymous meeting. Perhaps we can help each other!
If nothing else, maybe we'll get some good ideas for our next article...
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