When Joseph arrived at Shechem, a man found him wandering around in the fields and asked him, “What are you looking for?”
He replied, “I’m looking for my brothers.”
- Genesis 37:14-16 -
Have You Seen This Missing Writer?
REWARD!
Name: creator
Known Aliases: creatr, "Duncan Cary Palmer", "Hey you!"
Hangouts: Known to frequent surf beaches, religious gatherings, assorted sketchy online venues, cryptocurrency and astronomy forums.
Last Seen: This vanished author has not written regularly for the better part of a year. During that time, there have been a few unconfirmed sightings (e.g. transient appearances of the straying scribe in one-off articles and unfrequented comment sections).
Genres: Fiction, Theological Fantasy, Assorted Poetry, Curmudgeonly Grumblings, How-To Posts, Apolitical Rants, Humor, Etc., Ad Nauseum...
Modus Operandi: When agitated, writes incessantly. Dreams about writing. If cornered, may talk your ear off with endless minutia related to his latest obsession. Blossoms effusively when emboldened with the slightest encouragement.
Warning!
Be on the lookout for the dangerous penman. If seen, approach with extreme caution. This fugitive wordsmith is disillusioned, frustrated, and under a great deal of largely self-imposed pressure. The acerbity of his sense of humor is outstripped only by its obscurity. His polymathic eclecticism is a huge turn-off to readers seeking only some light amusement. Even those with similar ideological backgrounds consider much of this known scribbler's work fringe, if not borderline heretical. Under no circumstances should you comment on the hack's work, as that will only encourage him.
REWARD!: Information leading to the return of this miscreant essayist could possibly result in the resumption of a never-ending stream of drivel read by so few as to be insignificant. All presumptive claimants to the offered reward are advised to severely curb their expectations.
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