A friend of mine, when we were both eligible bachelors, commented to me on how amazingly low the bar had become. "In dating apps people are listing things like 'nice' and 'polite' as their positive qualities -- it's like, what, are you going to include 'I have skin!' as well?!?"
This is such a great illustration of that truth. On behalf of my gender may I extend an apology for failing to instill basic human qualities such as the ability to listen or (facepalm) bring back change from a frikkin' 20 you use to get tea!?!
Thanks for sharing, as well.