I used to have friends... but then I judged them all out of existence.

No, not really. I still have friends, and if I have any judgments about them I keep them to myself unless I'm worried about someone losing a body part. Admittedly, though, most of the friends who live a lifestyle I would judge hard have faded away and we're only really facebook friends anymore. That either makes me shallow or very, very deep.

I would imagine you have good bonds with your judgeable buddies, otherwise you would probably let them fade as well. Really, everyone is judgeable, anyway, said the lady with the crow on her head that takes her dog everywhere.