Dammit, Wriggley

What did I tell you about putting your head together without me?

I told you to wait until I woke up. But did you listen???
Obviously not.

Oh, so you read the instructions, huh? And they told you to put it on that way, did they.

Wriggley, that's not the instructions. That's a leaf.

Wriggley, it's picture day. You can't go to school for picture day with your head on crooked.

We're gonna have to take it off and put it back together agai-- OMFG YOU USED GLUE????
Oy.
Well we'll have to cut it off and stitch it back on with some heavy duty twine.

That should work.
Thanks, buddy.
I'm sorry I snapped at you.

All right, hold still. Little snip here, little stich there, tie a knot and tuck it under your feathers and...

Voila!

That's French for we fixed it.
How does it feel?
Give it a little swivel.

You don't like it. You don't like it!

What's not to like about it?
Is it itchy? We could put a cream on the stiching.
Not itchy?
Is it crooked? It doesn't look crooked.

Stop puffing it up like that!

Is that how you want it to look in your pictures?
Why are you pouting?

Well how do you want it to look?

Show me.

Oh, Wriggley.

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This is my entry for the #monomad challenge, held daily in the Black and White Community.
Give it a try.
Hurry!
Before Wriggley stops doing cute things on picture day.

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