The Comet is Here Ready for Comment Wanking

In a platform where there is so much unfriendliness towards regular posts, an idea was conceived. Hive owners shouldn’t post or comment in fear of rebuke for expressing what’s on their mind. No matter how stupid an idea is, it should have a platform to be visible, get wanked on, and appreciated to the fullest extent of what the platform’s mechanisms in place has to offer.

The @comet.wanker will be erected in a manner fueled by crowd stimulation until it takes off beyond the limits of what this platform can reach or just inside a limited people’s wallets. And as I write this wall of text that I know people will just skim over for nobody in the right mind would be using their productive time to read, I expect the easily manipulated feel good post hungry patrons to suck up all the jizz this account wanks into. I have a dream, that one day, we will have a Hive platform that promotes a friendly atmosphere. That every Hivean will welcome one another with open arms. If a mean person slaps the right side of your post’s dick, you also offer your left side of your post’s dick in response. That each wank we do gets celebrated, upvoted, and made an example of being morally right by virtue signal. Because the world where someone out there can actually dislike content, you or the idea you spit out in cyberspace is unreal. We do not condone such silly ideas for we are an advocate of peace and a wank for all just. @comet.wanker came from two words that mean so much more to the Hive community. The comet which symbolizes how we can go beyond the usual level of absurdity and celebrate our denials of what is natural in the real world, market our shit up in tin foil and sell it off as earrings to the users willing to buy our stuff. The wanker to symbolize how much this project is willing to give appreciation to those stupid shits worth laughing for.

You either go wanker or go home.

We haven’t even started the project yet and we are getting comments of positive responses. See what people had to say:

Anonymous supporter: Keep of #Ryzing

Anonymous supporter: Electronic-terrorism, voice to skull and neuro monitoring on Hive and Steem. You can ignore this, but your going to wish you didnt soon. This is happening whether you believe it or not.