I got's me a censorship y'all! Had me a bit of money stashed away from selling wireless extension cords and figured I'd better spend it before people started realizing what that 'satisfaction guarantee' was good for.
Seems someone is always carrying on about the censorship so I had to get me one too. Not sure how I'm supposed to do a census from a ship but I'm sure there's an instruction manual somewhere around here.
If you're not ready for a full fledged censorship there's a pilot program where you can learn the ropes on the smaller censorboat. It's nice, helps to make transition to a proper censorship so seamless you wouldn't even notice the difference.
Sailing on a censorship it can sometimes be kinda hard to see where you're going, which is where a lightship like the Columbia here comes in handy.
With a lightship to guide the way, nothing can stop the censorship! Looks like I'm gonna need me one of those too. Anybody in the market for some parachutes? Got some nice ones for sale, only been used once, never been opened.