Etaoin Shrdlu is a mystical place, all but lost now to the wonders of modern technology. Easy to overlook at the best of times, now you all but need a portal back in time to find it.
It's not the type of place for the faint of heart, many a poor fool found it less than to their liking.
Monsters and molten metal, it's beauty matched only by its peril.
I can't tell you how to get there but when you see it you'll know it. Just look for the strange flower by the water's edge.
If you find it, you'll be all set!
It'll be in the news for sure!
