What motivates you? For me it's usually coffee and anger, which apparently is not the right answer in a job interview. And they say honesty is the best policy...
Got to be careful using anger for fuel, it can run a little hot. Actually it's more like nitrous, dump a little too much of that in your engine and you're liable to blow something up.
Pretty sure the cheat code for infinite anger is 'connect to the internet.' It's not even the internet's fault, it's just the means of transmission.
Had already picked out my flavor of the evening and started editing when I realized I was already at my limit. Never could do that with alcohol.
Learned long ago that the best thing to do in that situation is head for the woods. Works well for a wide range of situations actually. In this particular case it was the Bernheim Arboretum and Research Forest.
Went hiking there the weekend before last but this thing kept trying to attack me anytime I came close to editing the photos. There was a snake involved too but it wasn't nearly as angry.
Gonna drain the swamp they said... That will likely make Mother Nature angry angrier. It's going to be interesting to see in the coming years how many of our 'great' ideas and feats of engineering turn out to be terrible in the long run. Looking at you Florida Man, would brush up on my grand theft boat skills if I was you.
Y'all know the old saying, "A bad day fishing is better than a good day withdrawing from heroin in jail." Goes double if you're in the woods. Hard to be mad when you're fighting with catfish.
If you ever find yourself getting overwhelmed with all the anger and nothing seems to help, don't despair! There's one treatment that is sure to help, so just give nihilism a try! Remember, on a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
On that note, time to fly!
