where did I go?

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So I have not posted anything for a while. (because I got abducted by naked space guppies... maybe not.. I get some weird dreams when I don't have enough coffee...)

We have been focused on getting some inside projects done lately. Sealed up some windows, gutted and reinstalled a few walls... oh and some drywall here and there. My primary goal is to get my oldest son's bedroom done. That entails a remodeling of the new living room at the same time as well. And in the middle of all that, tillysfamilyfarm@tillysfamilyfarm ( aka Mrs to this here coffeedrinker112@coffeedrinker112) tossed in a baby-whopper of a "hey dum dum, do this for me cuz you wuuuuuuuuv me -project. (but not one of those "impossible" whoppers... we aint vegans here! we are omnivores after all. And yes, bunnies -cute, cuddly, taste good in bbq sauce. So does Bambi. And his parents.....

Ahem.... tangents.....

Anywhoo, She who must be obeyed, asked/pestered me into carving up the floor between the addition and the old house. It was on my list of things... just not planned for at the time. So I departed from my efforts in the living room and rounded up my arsenal of floor-destroying toys... Uh, tools. Flooring tools.

Who am I kidding... I fired up the skill saw; setting it to a shallow depth and ATTACKED the floor.

Round one went to me and the saw. Whoohoo!
Floor: 0
Me: 1

Round two... not so well. The original sub-floor is a 4cm thick buffalo board. (1.25" thick for those of us who don't use metric forces.. er .. numbers) Some of it had rotted out -hence the need to replace a bit of it. Duh. Well, after a few minutes of demo work I lost my hammer though the floor. I managed to collect it, but that should have been the caution flag. I mean really.. a guy with a hammer. WHAT could POSSIBLY go wrong?? *sure, que up the music, it's coming...

The score is now at
Floor: 1
Me: 1 (I hate ties....)

I figured I needed a BFH with a longer handle. I have a 20# sledge... Perfect persuasion device... er, precision flooring removal tool.

Round 3.... and the floor EATS my sledge, and goes for my left pointer finger as a "thank you" snack.
Floor: 2
Me: 1 (yep, I'm wriggling in pain and loss.... no, really.. the gummy finger is making me want to cry..... BLEEEEEEEEP words)

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Tilly was helping me with the demo, and she cringed when she heard/saw it; compound fracture/break. Just before, and just after the 2nd knuckle on the finger. The thing looked like a super chubby skin-colored twist tie. And then it promptly turned into a purple-grey bratt, with a finger nail on the one end, and a wrist somewhere on the other end.
-Anyone got some ketchup and mustard????

But the floor wasn't done.... yet. (oh gaaawd, the pain.. make. it. stop!)

Round 4
tillysfamilyfarm@tillysfamilyfarm relieves me from hammer duty and we get the old flooring punched out and ready for the new plywood to go down.
Floor: 2
Tilly: 1 (combined with my #s.. 2)

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Round 5
Floor: 2
Us: 3 (winner winners, chicken dinners??)

The new plywood was laid down, and a scrappy old garage rug/mat put down. Flooring (for now) is done! And she who must be obeyed was smiling. (aaand shaking her head at me about the finger... pop-stick and all....heh)

That was a couple days ago. She came home with a real finger splint for me. (awwwe, signs that your Mrs. loves you.... <3 )

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And of course, the new floor with it's ugly rug over it:

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