This document is long, but is built for skipping over things. You'll see almost every section has a Short: section. Read those if you don't have time, come back and read the rest later.
Short: The average Joe.
Long: This post is for people looking to dip their toe into Bitcoin and investing. It is NOT for maximizing profit, it is NOT for experts, it is NOT for the folks of r/bitcoin. It's for the rest of us, the average folks, the curious folks.
Short: You can skip this section. It just explains why the post exists.
Long: I've found that as I learn and talk about bitcoin in my daily life people have a lot of the same questions that I could put into an post and share with the world. I hope it helps you all do the same. I plan to make a short link to this post, print it on some cards, and sprinkle them about to spread the good word of Bitcoin/crypto in general.
I came from no money, and while I've managed to find a good career job, it took a long time, and I remember vividly my years of McDonalds minimum wage work. I remember eating eggs for weeks because they are cheap. I remember scraping by to make rent. I never want to be there again, and I want to help anyone who wants to move out of that financial zone. What I've learned since then is, few people have the time or want to share some nutshell information. So I decided after seeing the news about El Salvador declaring bitcoin as it's currency, and projections on Bitcoin, that I'd do my best to get this info condensed and easy to absorb.
Hopefully someone will benefit from this, learn how to deal with their money, and have an easier time.
This post contains some basics, from someone who is NOT AN EXPERT. No degree, or expertise (other than being an app dev) is behind this information, simply a good couple of days of googling. However the information here is also basic, surface level stuff. So it is still fairly sound. Take more than 10 minutes to learn about investing practices, and how bitcoin works (some links provided to get you started), but this will get your foot safely in the door.
Short: It's digital gold. In that there is a fixed amount of it.
NOTE, you are NOT buying whole coins. You are buying amounts of 0.00000001 Bitcoin.
Currently $1 = 0.00003000 BTC. So you can buy as much or little as you like.
Long: It's a digital hard currency. There is a hard cap on how many bitcoin there will ever be, unlike paper money. It is a digital version of a gold standard so to speak. There are "miners" who run computers to do a bunch of math to support the currency. Anyone in the world can be a miner if they want, just by dedicating a computer to it. It's secure in that, due to math, transactions cannot be faked. Lastly it's extremely difficult to manipulate the technology due of a long history of programming practices that require any changes to go through an approval process, publicly, by roughly 2 thousand miners chosen randomly (ish).
https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/comments/64f65y/eli5_blockchain/
https://galea.medium.com/bitcoin-development-who-can-change-the-core-protocol-478b8ac5fe43
Short: Cash App. Get it, link up to your debit card or bank account. Click the bitcoin button. Enjoy.
Long: Once you've done that look into Kraken exchange, Coinbase, and physical "crypto wallets" there's a lot you probaly should do more than Cashapp if you're going to go all in ($1k+ total investment this year).
https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Storing_bitcoins
Short: Just put a little bit in, every paycheck. $20, $10, anything is better than none.
Long:
Short: Putting in a little, makes it easier for you to not get spooked and sell at a loss. It also helps you avoid big problems if you have an emergency and need that money during a dip.
Long: This sounds scary but let me explain:
Short: You will waste A LOT of time if you check in more than once a day. It will also make it hard to HODL.
Long:
Short: Unless you have valid reason to doubt Bitcoin as a whole, don't sell at a loss ever.
Long:
Short: Can't really shorten this one, it's too important.
Long:
This is the big one. You're investing, and it's because you want something (PS5, Retirement, A car, etc.). So at some point you gotta pull out at least some money.
When do you do that? Well the bad news is that's up to you. The good news is that there is some common advice.
There's gonna be some math here, but I'll do my best to make it easy.
I'm using percentages a lot, so here's how to punch this into a calculator. To figure out what %50 more of 200 is (or %150 of 200), just type 200 x 1.50. 1.50 = %150. You'll get 300.
If you want to find what %75 of 400 is, type 400 x .75 and you'll get 300.
If you want 600 dollars, then you'll want to put in roughly 300 now.
There's a way to figure out why I pulled 300 out of thin air.
This sheet is a start. It's probably “good enough” probably. But YOU are in charge of your money, you should know how it works. Google “Basic investing tips” and “How to make a budget”. The more you know how to manage your money the better. Just keeping track of it will make you have more of it, because you’ll have to be aware of where you're spending it.
This is a "stock-to-flow chart": https://stats.buybitcoinworldwide.com/stock-to-flow/
Basically the rainbow line is bitcoin's actual price, the blue line is a projection of it's worth.
So far it's been just about spot on. So it's a good place to start.