I'm not the kind of guy who gives a flying crap about the Oscars; like the critical drinker said on youtube: it's just a bunch of pretentious rich assholes giving prizes to each other and lecturing the rest of us plebs about "important" issues. And in this process they just prove how more and more disconnected from the real world they become with each passing year. I'm sure most of them could give less shits about us than we do about their little circle je... I mean awards ceremony but they are professional pretenders so it's easy for them to act like they care about the trendiest problems in society.
But after the great slappening happened and the cuckold Willy boy got physical because of some lame joke, it got me thinking, if people can get interested in something because of some good old fashioned drama, why couldn't we have some on Hive. And before you burry me in downvotes hear me out.
I'm not talking about endless flag wars and senseless debates about which whales has the biggest ... flipper. Those are freaking boring. I'm thinking about something way more spicy, like spray painting "Hive is still kicking your ass" on Sunny boy's car. Or spamming the government of whatever shithole country that loser works for nowadays with requests to fire him. Not the funniest ideas ever but just something to get the ball rolling and put Hive on the map. I mean everybody likes the story of the underdog succeeding, so why not rub it in the villain's face ?
Or I could make some jokes about 