It looks like the "dear leader" in the Kremlin has found a new love for naming things in a way that has no resemblance to reality, like the "special military operation " that has turned the world upside down in a very "special way". But you know what would make the vodka lovers feel extra special ? calling Russia by a special name: "East Ukraine". Imagine the stupid grind on their diplomats faces vanishing if all the sane countries in the world would refuse to call their vodka paradise anything except "East Ukraine".
I'm sure their beloved bear-riding former spy would have a stroke at the thought that nobody takes him seriously anymore and he is living in the worlds biggest meme. The "special operation" would come to a special end and all the special invaders would go to their special homes. And after that they would have to pay special reparations for all their special activity in their neighbor's country.
With one easy move I just brought world peace and also smiles on everybody's faces with the power of shenanigans and dumbassery. No need to thank me, I'll be touring the world to collect my medals and awards. I hope Gandhi is watching from heaven and taking notes because he's an amateur compared to my clowning genius.
Anyway, sorry for repeating the world "special" a billion times but I wanted to drive home how insane it sounds to call a war where millions suffer unimaginable trauma anything else than it actually is.