THE BRAIN: FOR SALE
A short story by: 
I been staring at my laptop for two (2) hours now. Pondering what story should I upload next. Couple of ideas coming to my head but cant finish the story. Been jumping from one topic to another.
Beside me is my wife is watching a comedy series "Emanuella". Cant help but laugh every time I hear the punch lines and again lose my concentration on writing my story.
Next to my wife is my daughter watching "Teen Titans". Music to my ear when I hear her giggles and again withdraw my focus on my narrative.
Then finally, it come up to me.
"PUT THE BRAIN TO ONLINE AUCTION"
And suddenly the Auctioneer start the bidding:
Ladies and Gentlemen here are the description of the item for auction:
The item is made up of many specialized areas that work together. Fully intact "Cortex". It is the outer most cell layer. The Cortex is responsible for thinking and voluntary movement. The brain in auction, has a well built "Brain Stem". Basic function like breathing and sleep are controlled here. Look at the "Basal Ganglia" which coordinates messages to another areas of the brain. It also has a built-in "Cerebellum" which is responsible for coordination and balance.
This brain in action is also divided into several lobes. The "Frontal Lobes" are responsible for problem solving and judgment and motor function. The "Parietal Lobes" manage sensation, handwriting, and body position. The "Temporal Lobes" are involved with memory and hearing and the "Occipital Lobes" contain the brain's visual processing system.
The brain for auction is surrounded by a layer of tissue called the "Meninges". The skull (cranium) helps protect the brain from injury.
- - - MOST OF ALL THE ITEM IN AUCTION IS SLIGHTLY USE - - -
Then he starts the bidding and shriek for any taker.
"Starting call 0.001 STEEM POWER, ladies offer in the front row.
- 0.002 STEEM POWER ... gentlemen's offer.
- 0.003 STEEM POWER ... gentlemen's offer, last bid.
- 0.004 STEEM POWER ... gentlemen's offer, last chance - its going to be sold.
- 0.005 STEEM POWER ... ladies bid, quickly before we sell it (he said)...
Once... Twice... its going to be sold!!!"
Now its up to you to raise the bet before its gone...