LOL! A thoroughly entertaining post from start to finish!

Freaking traffic circles, right? Well, of course, Americans don't know how to use them. They don't even drive on the right side of the road 😂 or how to measure things... but that's a topic for another time.

Good heavens, you have so much patience to deal with all those e-cigarettes. Looking after my Twisp a few years ago reminded me of how I used to nurse my Zippo. I don't really smoke anymore, but I must admit there's nothing like the taste of a ciggie lit by a Zippo. What a pain to service all the time, though! I'd rather stick to my bic lighter and just grab a ready-rolled, ready-assembled ciggie from the box!